Chapstick

So there was this guy on the train that kept starring at me.  And it's not the "I'm flattered" type of guy, it's the "I'm creeped out"  type of guy. 

Then I accidently looked up and made eye contact. (bad move) So he creepily smiled at me then started putting chapstick on in a slow creepy manner.

I think he was trying to be seductive but I'm not sure, because I was scared and looked away too quickly.

And I never looked back.  The End.