He REALLY liked my hat

I had been on the trax for about three minute when the guy sitting diagonally to me stood up, put his hands in the air and yelled "HELLO!!" After a few seconds passed and no one looked up, he did it again..."HELLO!!" Then he sat down, looked in my direction and said, "Nobody ever responds."  Me, trying really hard not to bust out into laughter couldn't help but let a small grin appear on my face. Well that turned out to be a big mistake because he then decided that we were friends.  And that's when the following conversation started........

Man:  "Ma'am, ma'am, excuse me ma'am."

Me: (while taking my headphones off)  "yea?"

Man:  "I really like your hat."

Me:  "Thank you"

Man:  "No, I don't think you understand, I REALLY like your hat."

Me:  "Thanks." (while putting my headphones back in)

about a minute later.....

Man:  "Ma'am, ma'am, excuse me ma'am."

Me: (while taking my headphones off)  "yea?"

Man:  "Can I see that?"

Me: (confused look on my face)

Man:  "Don't worry, I won't bite."

Me: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Man:  "Your ring, It's really cool."

Me:  "Thanks"

Man:  "It looks like something Aztec."

Me:  "It's a flower." (while putting my headphones back in)

a couple minutes later.....

Man: "Ma'am, ma'am, excuse me ma'am."

Me: (while taking my headphones off)  "yea?"

Man: "Can I ask you a question?"

Me: "What?"

Man:  "When were you born?"

Me: "I'm not answering that."

Man:  "I just want to know the month."

Me:  "August"

Man:  "Oh, you're a libra, that's what I thought."

and that's when i got off the train.

And my birthday isn't actually in August.  But really, if you're going to go to all that work just to know my zodiac sign, at least know the zodiac signs enough to know when they are.  August is not libra.  Duh.

And here he is.